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The #could of Super Bowl XLVI
Since my team didn't make it to the big game this year, I have had to try and get myself excited for the Super Bowl in a different way. While I think Madonna's halftime show will be good, there is going to be a better spectacle that will last longer than her set. May I present the hot men of Super Bowl XLVI, starring the New York Giants and the New England Patriots.
10. Ahmad Bradshaw, Giants running back
I have a thing for running backs, so this shouldn't be a huge surprise.
9. Tyler Sash, Giants safety
Corn-fed. And Ready.
8. Dave Tollefson, Giants defensive end
Big man. Big hot man.
7. Aaron Hernandez, Patriots tight end
I've been admiring him since his days at Florida when he was a pass target for fellow #could Tim Tebow.
6. Rob Gronkowski, Patriots tight end
Gronk had a record-setting season, and that was just for the number of skank porn stars he bagged. (Long live the better tight end, Jimmy Graham! Who dat!)
5. Chad Ochocinco, Patriots wide receiver
I personally find Ocho hilarious. He gets that there's a huge slice of entertainment to the NFL pie. And I watched his horrible Vh1 dating show just to see him shirtless. And it didn't happen.
4. Devin Thomas, Giants wide receiver/special teams
He does a lot of modeling and Fantasia could be licking on this instead of her T-Mobile boyfriend. Thomas played her love interest in her "Bittersweet" video, and that man could get it.
3. Steve Weatherford, Giants punter
A punter who can give me a touchback anytime. Look at that man!
2. David Carr, failed starting quarterback, Giants backup quarterback
Like Brady Quinn, at least he's pretty, bless his heart.
1. Tom Brady, Patriots stud quarterback
I really didn't want to put him No. 1, but when the dude is styled right and not trying to sport a Farrah Fawcett hairdo, he is one of the most sessiest men on the planet.
Enjoy the game, folks!
Posted from Miami, FL
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Enter a new drag dimension!
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Honeys, have we all seen the "Meet The Queens" videos for season 4? Willam, Milan, and Sharon Needles are KILLING IT. I'm so excited for this season now.
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Kylie Minogue's Finer Feelings (Abbey Road Recording 2012)
Kylie's getting us all ready for the #K25 celebration — 25 years of Kylie. You should also step on over to kylie.com because it's pretty, and pretty amazing right about now.
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Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe"
I am so confused and entertained by this all at once. Mostly because I know exactly how this would go over at Blur and the answer is "very well." Don't watch this if you're prone to epileptic fits.
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Kelly Clarkson #could but we knew that already, right?
she is so pretty. oh, so pretty, y'all.
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Shit the Dowager Countess Says
The Shit ________ Says is wearing thin, but how can I ignore one that features Dame Maggie Smith? Love. Her.
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