Look here homos, we all know I'm Award Show Spice in this Nation. I'm kind of addicted to 'em all:
Globes? Yes.
Tonys? Yes.
Emmys? Yes.
Latin Grammys? Si.

I live for the winners AND the losers. I would pay to see another Faith Hill backstage moment (remember that? No? Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYaD7pCXFog), I would love another Jennifer Hudson "You Pulled Me Through" or maybe another "15 Steps" with Radiohead and the USC Marching Band...anything, ANYTHING but Swift and Stevie Nicks.

This year, the Grammys were more than just dissapointing and yet thanks to a pop/country tween, the broadcast had the highest ratings since 2004. I hate this. Hate, hate, hate!

But let's focus on the good shit:
Pink rocked it, right?! YOU KNOW she planned on getting some of those bitches wet! Just for that, I love her even more.
...and in the words of La General (via Twitter) "Her voice never even broke during ANY of that. That was some athletic shit". Yes, yes it was.
Sidenote: Is she Family yet?

Lady Gaga and Elton John: I can't help but admit that my love/hate for the GaGa is now at 60/40%. I was hoping she'd sing "Bad Romance" and rock some McQueen...but she made it work with a Queen and that worked for me.

Wow. I just realized that was all the good the show had.
It's okay though, Oscar nominations are announced tomorrow and Daddy has some free movie tickets to redeem...