Since my team didn't make it to the big game this year, I have had to try and get myself excited for the Super Bowl in a different way. While I think Madonna's halftime show will be good, there is going to be a better spectacle that will last longer than her set. May...

We all know I love me some J-Hud. Like furreal. (Furreal, player? Furreal). Love her. I seriously want her to sing at my funeral. And if she can't make it, then can someone just push play and we all just sit and listen to "Jesus Promised Me a Home Over There?" OK, so...