I can tell you where I'll be on May 10. And Kylie, sweetie, you're going to need a bigger venue than Verizon Wireless Theatre. Do you have any idea how many homos in this city want to see you? Let's at least get Toyota Center.

April 28    Montreal at Bell Centre
April 29    Boston, MA at Agganis Arena
April 30    Washington, D.C. at GMU Patriot Center
May 2    New York, NY at Hammerstein Ballroom
May 3    New York, NY at Hammerstein Ballroom
May 6    Atlanta at Fox Theatre
May 7    Fort Lauderdale, FL at BankAtlantic Center
May 8    Orlando, FL at Hard Rock Live Orlando
May 10    Houston, TX at Verizon Wireless Theatre
May 18    Dallas, TX at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie
May 20    Los Angeles, CA at Hollywood Bowl
May 21    San Francisco, CA at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
May 22    Las Vegas, NV at Colosseum at Caesar's Palace